Geographically positioned as the Empire of Man’s bulwark against the encroaching Chaos tides, Kislev are as hard as a tupperware container of frozen bastards, and twice as frozen. This inevitable power-hike won’t affect Total War: Warhammer 3 as a standalone title, as the human release factions will almost certainly receive the same treatment. Do you hear it? It’s unmistakable, isn’t it? It’s the sound of Creative Assembly compensating for their five-year-long mockery of jilted Chaos fans, and apologetically releasing some of the most comically overpowered armies into the Total War: Warhammer world, sure to leave it quaking beneath the cloven hooves, razor talons, squirming tentacles, and pestilent stumps.Īs a wise dog once said as the world burned around him: this is fine.
Press your expectant face against the treacherous gravel of these hype-cursed lands and listen. Place your ear to the ground, my companion.
